Cooling Cucumber & Spirulina Gel
80% of What goes ON the skin goes IN the skin.
60% can get INTO the BLOODSTREAM.
KNOW YOUR PRODUCT.
KNOW YOUR PRODUCT MAKER.
√ Safe For Every Skin Type.
√ Available for Customization
MOQ - 12 PER SCENT (INCLUDING UNSCENTED) / CONTAINER / LABEL
MOQ's for Special Orders Differ from Standard Orders.
For Eczema, Psoriasis, Rosacea or Sensitive Skin: Choose Unscented
(Clear, Low Profile Jar or Tube):
- 4 oz Jar | White or Black Cap
- 2 oz Jar | White or Black Cap
- 4 oz White Tube | White Cap
- 2 oz White Tube | White Cap
- 2 oz Sample Jar
- 2 oz Sample Tube
Discounts can begin as low as 1000 units per SKU. Other discounts can be applied at 2500, 5000, and 10000+.
NO MOQ REQUIREMENT FOR BACKBAR / BULK:
- 128 oz (1 Gallon) Pail | Bucket
- 640 oz (5 Gallon) Pail | Bucket
- 55 Gallon Drum - Call For Pricing
SAMPLES: 2 oz Samples available. All products are made to order. Sample lead times vary. Contact us for pricing and delivery times.
THE BIG CHILL
💧❄️ When Heat Gets Personal, Cool Is a Choice
There’s hot. There’s miserable.
And then there’s “I-will-take-someone-out-if-this-hot-flash-doesn’t-end” hot.
Stop Heat-Related Nonsense in its Sweaty Tracks with our scorched-earth, head-to-toe, heat-slaying, Hot Flash-saving, spirulina-spiked, cucumber-cold TKO in a bottle.
Sunburns? Gone.
Hot flashes? Zero tolerance.
Mood? Stabilized.
This gel works—and it works fast.
… For sunburned shoulders, flushed faces, angry razor bumps, thighs that ‘thwap, hormonal meltdowns, freshly waxed privates (and your Uncle Bob’s back), complicit tattooing (including permanent makeup) and yes—even that one aunt who keeps fanning herself at camp meeting like she’s auditioning for Gone With The Wind, Part Deux.
You could say it soothes. But that’s "Bless Your Heart" verbiage.
This stuff... Intervenes.
Whether your skin’s burned, flushed, hormonal, humidified, or just plain fed up, this formula is here to testify—with full-body botanicals, zero junk, and no allegiance to the chemically corrupt cabal of skin-suffocating synthetics.
🧪 Formulated With MAHA:
- Spirulina Platensis Extract – A blue-green algae superhero packed with antioxidants, amino acids, and skin-repairing vitamins; boosts cellular turnover while calming inflammation
- Cucumber Fruit Extract – Hydrates, depuffs, soothes, and tones like a cucumber slice to the soul
- Dandelion Root Extract – Natural detoxifier with anti-inflammatory benefits for stressed-out skin
- Geranium Maculatum – Reduces visible redness, reduces pores, and restores skin’s natural calm without a chemical lecture
- Horsetail (Equisetum Arvense) – Rich in silica for skin firmness (elasticity) and healing
- Centella Asiatica (Gotu Kola) – Legendary for calming irritation, boosting collagen, and keeping skin on speaking terms with the rest of the body
- Aloe Vera Juice – The OG skin whisperer. Hydrates, restores, and makes angry skin say, “My bad.”
- Glycerin – Humectant hydration that pulls moisture from the air like it’s owed money
- Vitamin E (Tocopheryl Acetate) – Antioxidant-rich barrier booster for smoother, stronger, more resilient skin
- Carbomer Blend – Delivers that silky, gel-based texture that glides on like a cool breeze
- Gentle Preservative – For the sensitive, the wise, and the ones who don’t trust “tingle” as a virtue
🧊 Pro Tip:
Refrigerate it.
Not just suggested—strongly encouraged.
This formula from the fridge is a whole new Mario level.
Apply it cold and feel your inner thermostat shut off like a guilty ceiling fan.
❄️ Use It Cold—We Dare Ya.
This gel is good at room temp.
Refrigerated?
It’s next-level toe-curling bliss?
Pop it in the fridge and prepare for a personal weather event when you need an emergency cool-down deployment. It glides on like velvet and leaves you feeling like someone turned the AC back on in your soul.
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“This is what I imagine an arctic breeze feels like—if it were cucumber-scented and came in a 4oz pump bottle. Bless you.”
🧬 The Private Label Promise:
We don’t bow to Big Pharma.
And we sure as heat don’t call this “science-backed.”
Instead, we call it Pro-MAHA: Mitochondria. Adrenals. Hormones. Absorption.
If it doesn’t serve those systems, it doesn’t touch your skin.
This formula is biology-backed, people-tested, and sweat-slaying from the first swipe to the last sigh.
🧯 What It’s For: Keeping Up With the Cool.
- Spa menus and esthetician recovery kits
- Hot flashes that sneak up and sit down
- Hormone support kits, menopause boxes, or “Don’t Talk to Me Right Now” bundles
- Shaving/threading rage, waxing regret, post-peel panic
- Post-treatment cool-downs (laser, permanent makeup, tattoos)
- Boutique skincare lines
- Sunburns and post-pickleball dehydration
- Sleepers who sweat and gym rats who, well, “gym”
- Emergency purse items for menopausal emergencies or Mama/Gigi meltdowns
- White label accounts who serve smart people with actual thermoregulation needs
- Travel bags, gym bags, glove compartments, or bedside tables
- Calling the “ex”
- That moment where you're one degree away from a felony charge
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“This stuff saved my marriage. Or at least the thermostat war.”
✅ Absolutely Free Of:
- Faux cooling agents
- Green-dyed goo
- Hormone disruptors
- Endocrine lies
- Lab grown garbage
- Temu/Shein ads (and neverending texts)
- Fillers, fakes, or fragrances
✅ Packed With:
- Plant wisdom
- Natural hydration
- Heat defense attorneys
- Enough insurance to get you through August
- And, spirulina
Scent Choices: Can be unscented or scented with pure essential oils, essential oil blends, or phthalate-free fragrances. Please choose from our Scent page.
Ingredient Deck: Available upon request.
Do not use the product if you are allergic to any of the ingredients listed above.
Shelf Life: 12 months
To optimize product shelf life, products should be stored in a cool (77° or cooler) / dry place with minimal exposure to direct light. Keep lid tightly closed.
🛁 How to Use: Apply generously to clean skin wherever heat, irritation, or redness is present. Massage gently until absorbed. Use as needed—day or night, face or body, after sun or after meltdown.
Pro tip for night sweats, migraines, or hot sleepers: rub it behind your ears, down your spine, on the bottoms of your feet, and over your chest before bed. Thank us later.
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“I had a heat rash, a mood swing, and a beach burn—all gone by lunch. This gel deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.”
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“My mother-in-law stayed over and turned the AC off. I put this gel on my face, neck, thighs, and back. I lived to tell the tale.”
✓ Made in the USA
✓ Vegan
✓ Non-GMO
✓ Cruelty-Free
✓ Gluten-Free
✓ No Aluminum, Parabens, or Phthalates
✓ No Petroleum or Mineral Oil
✓ No Sulfates, Dyes, or Synthetic Fragrance
✓ Fair Trade Sourced (when applicable)
FOR MORE INFO ON OUR CLEAN INGREDIENTS AND PRACTICES, VISIT OUR “THE MORE YOU NO” LIST.
Where “calm, cool, and collected” isn’t a vibe—it’s a formula.

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“Like pressing pause on a hot flash. But sanely.”
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“It feels like I was baptized in cucumber water. I’m still emotional about it.”
Our formulas are designed to promote wellness, beauty, and good hygiene. Your health and well-being are of utmost importance. We do not provide medical advice; and, these products have not been evaluated by the FDA to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Please be aware that the ingredient lists may vary from time to time. Please refer to the ingredient list on the product package you receive for the most up to date list of ingredients.
Please refer to the product label for the most up-to-date ingredient list.
TO ORDER CALL 478.475.0039