Cooling Cucumber & Spirulina Gel

√ Safe For Every Skin Type.
√ Available for Customization

MOQ - 12 PER SCENT (INCLUDING UNSCENTED) / CONTAINER / LABEL
MOQ's for Special Orders Differ from Standard Orders.

For Eczema, Psoriasis, Rosacea or Sensitive Skin: Choose Unscented

(Clear, Low Profile Jar or Tube):

• 4 oz Jar | White or Black Cap 
• 2 oz Jar | White or Black Cap 
• 4 oz White Tube | White Cap 
• 2 oz White Tube | White Cap 
• 2 oz Sample Jar 
• 2 oz Sample Tube 

• 128 oz (1 Gallon) Pail | Bucket 
• 640 oz (5 Gallon) Pail | Bucket 
• 55 Gallon Drum - Call For Pricing

SAMPLES: Order 2 oz Jar Samples for $TBA / each or 2 oz Tube Samples for $TBA / each + shipping. All products are made to order. Sample lead times vary. Contact us for delivery times. 

THE BIG CHILL

💧❄️ When Heat Gets Personal, Cool Is a Choice

There’s hot. There’s miserable.
And then there’s “I-will-take-someone-out-if-this-hot-flash-doesn’t-end” hot. 

Stop Heat-Related Nonsense in its Sweaty Tracks with our scorched-earth, head-to-toe, heat-slaying, Hot Flash-saving, spirulina-spiked, cucumber-cold TKO in a bottle.

Sunburns? Gone.
Hot flashes? Zero tolerance.
Mood? Stabilized.
This gel works—and it works fast.

… For sunburned shoulders, flushed faces, angry razor bumps, thighs that ‘thwap, hormonal meltdowns, freshly waxed privates (and your Uncle Bob’s back), complicit tattooing (including permanent makeup) and yes—even that one aunt who keeps fanning herself at camp meeting like she’s auditioning for Gone With The Wind, Part Deux.

You could say it soothes. But that’s "Bless Your Heart" verbiage.
This stuff... Intervenes.

Whether your skin’s burned, flushed, hormonal, humidified, or just plain fed up, this formula is here to testify—with full-body botanicals, zero junk, and no allegiance to the chemically corrupt cabal of skin-suffocating synthetics.

🧪 Formulated With MAHA:

• Spirulina Platensis Extract – A blue-green algae superhero packed with antioxidants, amino acids, and skin-repairing vitamins; boosts cellular turnover while calming inflammation
• Cucumber Fruit Extract – Hydrates, depuffs, soothes, and tones like a cucumber slice to the soul
• Dandelion Root Extract – Natural detoxifier with anti-inflammatory benefits for stressed-out skin
• Geranium Maculatum – Reduces visible redness, reduces pores, and restores skin’s natural calm without a chemical lecture 
• Horsetail (Equisetum Arvense) – Rich in silica for skin firmness (elasticity) and healing
• Centella Asiatica (Gotu Kola) – Legendary for calming irritation, boosting collagen, and keeping skin on speaking terms with the rest of the body
• Aloe Vera Juice – The OG skin whisperer. Hydrates, restores, and makes angry skin say, “My bad.”
• Glycerin – Humectant hydration that pulls moisture from the air like it’s owed money
• Vitamin E (Tocopheryl Acetate) – Antioxidant-rich barrier booster for smoother, stronger, more resilient skin
• Carbomer Blend – Delivers that silky, gel-based texture that glides on like a cool breeze
• Gentle Preservative – For the sensitive, the wise, and the ones who don’t trust “tingle” as a virtue

🧊 Pro Tip:

Refrigerate it.
Not just suggested—strongly encouraged.
This formula from the fridge is a whole new Mario level.
Apply it cold and feel your inner thermostat shut off like a guilty ceiling fan.

❄️ Use It Cold—We Dare Ya.

This gel is good at room temp.
Refrigerated?
It’s next-level toe-curling bliss? 

Pop it in the fridge and prepare for a personal weather event when you need an emergency cool-down deployment. It glides on like velvet and leaves you feeling like someone turned the AC back on in your soul.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“This is what I imagine an arctic breeze feels like—if it were cucumber-scented and came in a 4oz pump bottle. Bless you.”

 🧬 The Private Label Promise:

We don’t bow to Big Pharma.
And we sure as heat don’t call this “science-backed.”

Instead, we call it Pro-MAHA: Mitochondria. Adrenals. Hormones. Absorption.
If it doesn’t serve those systems, it doesn’t touch your skin.

This formula is biology-backed, people-tested, and sweat-slaying from the first swipe to the last sigh.

 🧯 What It’s For: Keeping Up With the Cool.

• Spa menus and esthetician recovery kits
• Hot flashes that sneak up and sit down
• Hormone support kits, menopause boxes, or “Don’t Talk to Me Right Now” bundles
• Shaving/threading rage, waxing regret, post-peel panic
• Post-treatment cool-downs (laser, permanent makeup, tattoos)
• Boutique skincare lines
• Sunburns and post-pickleball dehydration
• Sleepers who sweat and gym rats who, well, “gym”
• Emergency purse items for menopausal emergencies or Mama/Gigi meltdowns
• White label accounts who serve smart people with actual thermoregulation needs
• Travel bags, gym bags, glove compartments, or bedside tables
• Calling the “ex”
• That moment where you're one degree away from a felony charge

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“This stuff saved my marriage. Or at least the thermostat war.”

  ✅ Absolutely Free Of:

• Faux cooling agents
• Green-dyed goo
• Hormone disruptors
• Endocrine lies
• Lab grown garbage
• Temu/Shein ads (and neverending texts)
• Fillers, fakes, or fragrances

 ✅ Packed With:

• Plant wisdom
• Natural hydration
• Heat defense attorneys
• Enough insurance to get you through August
• And, spirulina

Scent Choices: Can be unscented or scented with pure essential oils, essential oil blends, or phthalate-free fragrances. Please choose from our Scent page or enjoy these popular recommendations: